Later, hater

It’s not too early for members of the GOP to start blaming each other for Tuesday’s defeat — actually, rivals in McCain and Palin’s camps started weeks before the election — and from the sidelines it’s already making for some entertaining chatter. The very notion that the Alaskan governor could be the next face of the Republican party is sparking an extreme reaction. 

Fox News’ Carl Cameron reported yesterday that people in McCain’s camp swear that Palin did not know which countries are in NAFTA (the whole “North America” part might have tipped her off) or that Africa was a continent and not a country. And this from the people who have labeled the media as snarky and disrespectful in its coverage of McCain’s vice-presidential pick. 

What I’m hoping is that when the cannibals get done feeding on the clowns (“Does this taste funny to you?”) the deeper thinkers in the party will commence to contemplate their future. Some have already spoken of the unholy alliance between born-again, anti-intellectual red-meat reactionaries and the heirs of the “party of ideas” that arguably began with William Buckley. (That Buckley’s son was abandoned by the magazine his father started for having the temerity to endorse Obama — in a Tina Brown-edited, Barry Diller-owned publication no less — was one of the many ironies of conservatism’s collapse.) Do they have a common platform? And what might it look like?

One thing is obvious: it’s going to take more than hate. Simply saying no to whatever Obama and the Democratic congress proposes won’t work, not just because of the majority (not filibuster-proof but compelling enough to get some moderate Republicans to come along on key legislation) but because of the mood of the country. If people were as scared of taxes as Grover Norquist is, they would not have elected a candidate who pretty much guaranteed years of sacrifice, and all but promised financial hardship. 

Americans, it seems, don’t hate government: They hate government that doesn’t work, that abandons its citizens in the wake of natural disasters, and looks the other way when people profit off of man-made ones, whether it be Wall Street or Halliburton. As we return to a belief in our system, and our role in it, the right will have to come up with more than “nope” to counter hope, and try not to get deranged in the face of change. Rush Limbaugh has already vowed to be the voice of all those who did not vote for Obama. You know: losers.  

 

McCain’s Concession Speech

Did you catch the senator from Arizona’s valedictory remarks on SNL last night? Parodying himself, as Tina Fey stood beside him and parodied Sarah Palin, McCain acted as if his candidacy was washed up and he had to resort to selling “Fine Gold” and other campaign mementoes on QVC. (Using his Stepford wife Cindy as the hand model was a stroke of genius.) This was meant to remind us that he has a sense of humor — and I hope that these are the images of JMC that I’m left with — even as the jokes reminded us of how ill-fitting the GOP mantle has been on this candidate.

“I’m a true maverick,” he said, “a Republican without money.” It reminded me of a day long ago, when I was in college and a friend of mine saw a book I was reading for class, Michael Gold’s Lower-East-Side saga, Jews Without Money.  

“There’s something you don’t see very often,” he cracked — a remark he could get away because he was Jewish and (unlike almost everyone else I knew) had money. But when McCain makes a joke about the stereotype of rich Republicans he reminds us both that a) he is one and b) his party’s appeal to the working class is, at times, a rather cynical one. The popularity of the GOP since Reagan has been based in part on poor people who wanted to get rich (like Reagan, like Trump). But now that even the richest are facing the prospect of becoming poor (or at least middle-class), while the poor are facing the prospect of bubkes, the promise of fine gold rings hollow. As hollow as that stuff they hawk on QVC. 

Of course it’s a modern tradition for the candidates to make fun of themselves in the run-up to the election. The humor-challenged Richard Nixon helped clinch the ’68 election by appearing on Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In (his opponent, Hubert Humphrey, declined) and playing off the square he was (“Sock it to me?“) But McCain has a sense of humor, one that has been notably absent in the debates and many of his speeches in recent months.  

But I don’t buy this business about the “real McCain” — you know, the decent honorable guy that his friends are all awaiting the return of. As long as we’re talking TV here, it occurred to me watching the season finale of Mad Men last week that what linked this show to the last one Matthew Weiner labored on, The Sopranos, was that its characters were defined by their actions. They could talk funny or cynical or earnest or awful but it was how they acted when everything was on the line that mattered. 

No one made John McCain choose Sarah Palin. No one forced him to bring up such non-starters as William Ayers & Acorn, hoping to scare voters. No one told him to question Obama’s patriotism. And I’m sure no one dragged him back to Rockefeller Center either; his better angel has a sense of humor but has to be put in the line-up with all those demons when the time comes to weigh him as a presidential pick. Sock it to him.

The Kids Are All Right

Glad tidings! In the 14th Weekly Reader voter survey, the young readers of a magazine you may remember from your own youth have chosen Barack Obama over John McCain. More importantly, these kids have accurately picked the winning candidate in 12 of the last 13 races. (The one they blew was Bush I over Clinton — kids!)

Some might argue that the WR voters, who range in grade from kindergarten to seniors in high school, are echoing what their parents are saying. True, a lot gets filtered down at the dinner table, providing you talk politics at the dinner table. (Actually, how could you not?) But I suspect that there is also that bullshit detector which is more sensitive among young children. Like dogs, they hear Obama and are reassured whereas McCain is a little too scary. 

Halloween costumes are also supposed to be indicative of the winner, but we split the difference this season. This years biggest selling Halloween costumes are the Obama mask and the Sarah Palin outfit (which is bound to get some kinky action come Halloween, especially after the clips to Larry Flynt’s “Nailin’ Paylin'” were made public), with a few additional Joe the Plumber costumes thrown in for good measure. 

McCain’s face, choked with rage, is just a little too real for masqueraders; he is starting to look like one of those doomed dancers at the end of They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? plodding along with decreasing conviction until someone sounds the gong. The ghosts he has resurrected — Ayers, Wright, the very specter of socialism, for goodness’ sake — don’t spook anybody any more. They are like his anomalistic historical references: he calls himself a Teddy Roosevelt Republican and compares his opponent to Herbert Hoover. “Huh?” say the kids. When they talk about dead presidents, they mean money. 

Maybe if McCain had found a way to talk about the economy, a consistent way that is, he would have more than a ghost of a chance now. But donning the costume of Wall Street scourge and friend of the working class this late in the game isn’t going to fool anyone. Give that kid a box of raisins. 

Ghosts of elections past

If you are looking for giant spider webs, life-sized ghouls or plastic tombstones to adorn your front lawn with, I’m afraid they’re all in Northeast Philadelphia. The voters whose doors I was knocking on may be facing hard times but they’re still looking to give away candy on Halloween. These neighborhoods must be fun for the kids; they’re very family-oriented and many houses are haunted.

Haunted by the past, that is: the time when people had steady work and were optimistic about the future, their kids’ college prospects and their own retirement. Most of the voters I spoke with were talking about the economy, the scare they got when they opened their last 401K statement (George Will said “the Obama campaign is benefiting from a mass mailing they did not pay for”). One dad I talked to, the only black voter I met on my wandering, told me to save my convincing for someone else. “I’m convinced every time I talk to my daughter who’s stationed in Iraq and can’t come home,” he said. “I’m convinced every time I look at my bank statement.”

Many I talked to were close to retirement — or so they previously thought. The idea that McCain supported privatizing Social Security was enough to galvanize them, if they weren’t already. The idea of having their money tied to the volatile stock market was far scarier than those Obama masks they’re selling. 

Health insurance was a big topic, too. There was a woman who told me both she and her husband were voting Democratic but their son, also on my list, was in a vegetative state. (“You can put him down too, if you want,” she said.) There was another mom, thinking of abandoning the Republican party for the first time, whose son had been on a methadone program, since closed: she was plenty scared, too. And there was the woman I met whose hair was missing from chemo. She was wearing a Phillies jersey and knitting a giant Phillies stocking as we talked. “Today’s a good day,” she said. “On good days I have enough energy to get mad at the Republicans.”

The fact that their team is heading for the World Series has made a lot of people happy; signs were everywhere and I even met a cat named Philly. One guy, mowing his lawn, stopped to tell me he and his wife were for Obama all the way and he was making a point of talking to his friends who were on the fence. Hearing I was from NY he shook his head about the fate of the Mets. 

“I tell you what,” I said. “You vote for Obama and I’ll root for the Phillies.”

That’s a promise that’s easy to keep when they’re playing the Devil Rays.

Prince of stakes

I just got back from a weekend of canvassing in Northeast Philadelphia and was happy to find myself a little more welcome this time. During the primaries in April I was ringing some of those same bells and meeting a lot of resistance from Hillary supporters, and she ended up surfing on their love like a rock star stage diving into a most pit: She beat us there soundly, taking nearly 75% of the Democratic vote. 

A lot of those folks told me they had reservations about Obama then, but that they would support him in the general election, and lo: Obama-Biden signs festooned many of the lawns in those neighborhoods, which range socio-economically from solidly middle class to just barely making it. (There were plenty of McCain signs, too, sometimes on the same lawns, and knocking on some of those doors — the doorbells were often broken — I found a house divided, family members split between our man and JMC.)

The tactic this time was to ask targeted voters which issues were foremost for them as the election approached, and not surprisingly the economy was number one. Layoffs and unemployment were a common theme, and the anger they engendered was largely directed at the party in power. In some cases that anger seems to have morphed into anomie: I smelled pot at a few homes, middle-aged guys baking in front of the TV set in the middle of the afternoon, pulling the hole in behind them as they sank. 

The stakes are high in Philly: the staffer running our district informed the volunteers (nearly all carpetbaggers from Brooklyn) that Kerry had carried Philadelphia by 80% in the last election — and they estimated Obama would need closer to 85% of the vote to carry the state. That’s a lot of angry white guys voting for a cool black dude, something unimaginable in previous years. 

But this isn’t previous years. For a lot of these folks, the ship is already sinking and they were ready to try something new. As one of the more visible Democratic signs said simply, “Had Enough?” Even those who saw McCain as separate from his party had to admit he was fronting the same team that had stood by as the walls collapsed and the building burned, and they are ready to change the pitcher, if not the whole team. 

Saturday night, after hitting about a hundred households, I ate an early dinner at a Northeast cheese steak joint called Steve’s Prince of Steaks. The choices are pretty simple — with or without onions? American cheese or Whiz? — and though most of the crowd there did not smile at the sight of my Obama button, they didn’t tell me to go to hell, either. This is also a simple choice.